Six shooters and six packs ad libitum (but no name changes allowed)

I can buy a six-shooter and six-pack of hard cider around the clock in the States but cannot change Facebook name for sixty days.

Facebook has a cooling off period after a name change...even when changed in a lost moment of artistic dullness--I changed it to my first name repeated twice...

Try it out for yourself, then wait sixty days...in the meantime drink away troubles while shooting your guns off (at inanimate objects).