The Egglish

Notwithstanding very precious exceptions (humblest apologies to beloved friends and aquaintances), I have come to generally feel about the English Egglish a disdain in equal magnitude with their offhand dislike of US-Americans.

I now unreasonably associate the English accent with condescending prattle and haughty f*ckwithty. So be it, I could do worse than to be prejudiced against a people generally holding the inveterate notion that they are the most knowledgeable of the village idiots, and that they must let everyone know it with a fetching wit and smashing wisdom.

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Carhenge near Alliance, Nebraska (photo credit: https://www.flickr.com/photos/samirluther/9363971602)