No Monkey's Land

Stuck in no monkey's land and totally unfamiliar territory--it seems that I have, at the present moment, utterly lost the complete and entire story line (was there one?) along with any map or direction homeward from current location--now trying to discover a way out of uncharted, 'obscure woods'...and hopefully quickly...shadowy and lonesome here without friends and familiar faces...

Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita mi ritrovai per una selva oscura che la diritta via era smarrita

Half way along the road we have to go, I found myself obscured in a great forest, Bewildered, and I knew I had lost the way. (excerpt from Dante's Divine Comedy)